I wish I could afford to put my email on here. Alas, that is not the kind of internet we have anymore, today. I’m sure if you are sufficiently resourceful you’ll be able to find me on Mastodon, Twitter, or elsewhere.

If I, indeed, gave you a link to this website for some reason, then I would expect you already know how to contact me. Go ahead and use that mechanism instead. In fact, why are you even here?